It's not like 2015 is getting further away. (by my count, we're already under the seven-year deadline. Maybe they can get their heavenly Agent to push it back with the publisher?)

And Damascus...sweet donkey-fucking Christ in a miniskirt. Iran would retaliate against Israel by attacking the Fifth Fleet? Not only do these boobs not understand ( Read more... )

The "commendable" (read: hateful, fearful, and probably insane) Rep. Bachmann of Minnesota (note to self: never trust anyone from Minnesota ever: some of them voted for her. Better safe than sorry.) seems to interpret the "public option" currently under debate on the Hill as being "let's take all the worst aspects of the current healthcare system ( Read more... )

Passing on Palin?! They could plate her microphone and chair in pure 24-carat platinum and fill her green room with Perrier Jouet in an endlessly-running bubble bath, and they'd still make out like bandits. Hundreds of thousands of deluded simpletonsdevoted listeners would be riveted to every syllable of rambling drivel that meandered its way out ( Read more... )

(technically I was not drinking beer, but it would have happened had I been drinking anything at all)

Pat Buchanan, that expert on practically nothing, now has an expert opinion on how Darwin got it wrong: Hitler dug the theory of evolution ( Read more... )

Because we fear their virility so much.

And we only have so much time to save ourselves!- An explanation of how all apocalyptic theories are fundamentally the same theory.

"Well intentioned."How anyone can take these maniacs as anything other than domestic terrorists to be rounded up for everyone else's protection (everyone who isn't their definition of white, that is) is a bit beyond me. Mind, I think the same about the more radical members of the "Right" in this country as well (not to include the loony but ( Read more... )

He's right. This is essentially the conservative argument against affirmative action and/or hiring women or any member of a nonwhite race.

[I]n 1974, I was a freshman at Regis High School in New York, where I heard one of my more conservative classmates say, in the course of a discussion about affirmative action, that he had been the victim of ( Read more... )

"George Tiller was a mass-murderer. We grieve for him that he did not have time to properly prepare his soul to face God. I am more concerned that the Obama Administration will use Tiller's killing to intimidate pro-lifers into surrendering our most effective rhetoric and actions."
-- Randall Terry, founder of Operation RescueSo, uh, which most ( Read more... )

The correct abbreviation is not "Sarge."

It is "Sar'nt" or "Sard'n."

Thank you.